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- June 6, 2007:
Jeebus I haven't updated this shit in a while. Where to even begin. Things have been fucked up lately. I guess i could start at work. Start at M&T monday. Hope it was the right choice. Leavin HNNY wasn't the easiest choice. Good people, laid back environment for the most part, had it pretty easy there. On the other side, co sourcing was a pain, and there wasn't a lotta room to move up, not to mention it seems like they're downsizing and cutting costs all over. I think M&T will be more stable at the least. Saw kelly this weekend for the first time this weekend. It was good..i think? Confusing i guess. Long story there too. Got a check for my arm...now I have a 42 inch lcd tv, all my cc's paid off, and money to put down on a house. Remind me to dislocate my shoulder again. Anywhoo - too lazy to type, i'm out.
- March 29, 2007:
So I've been in binghamton for a week. It's been an interesting week. Most of which I can't discuss here - so just ask me about the week if you give a shit. What else. People that work for HealthNow down here are good people. Went out w/one for beers/dinner today after work for like 3 hrs. I HAD SLED DOG!!! Sled Dog is a doppleebock out of central new york that i havent had since my freshman year in fredonia. It was fantastic. Had a good steak for dinner 2 days back. Went to outback steak house. Had a steak finally that has been cooked the way i asked (dont buy a steak at ruby tuesdays unless u want it well..you could ask for it rare, and it'd come out well). GPS is nice. I want one. THe voice on mine is selectable - i have 'Jill' selected. Its come in handy. Guided me to work, wegmans...a few places. Oh- and i had this shit called speedie. It's this meat (mainly chicken and pork) maranade, that's like supposedly soo good. It wasnt bad -but the sub only had the meat on a roll - no lettuce, tomato, cheese - i was like wtf where's the rest? Anywho - outta material for now. Oh yea - other oddities - monica is finally single, and i started to talk to chrissy again - who is coincidentally single. Monica is going most likely to va in august, chrissy is still on li. The end
- February 17, 2007:
I haven't updated in a while. I think this past month warrants it. First, let me speak to parking spaces. Met one at work. Well, another one at work - and it's further proof that women are fucking retarded. We went out a while ago. I met her out at macaroons. She had previously ditched me 2x - but she had asked me out to a happy hr, and for some reason was up for meeting me out for a beer a few weeks before it. Talk for a few hrs - her aunt comes to tell me she was in a relationship when she blew me off. Fine i think - maybe this will work. We go out a few days later to watch the sabres game. I thought it was a decent night. We ended up talking for like 2 weeks every night - and during those 2 weeks she blew me off 2 consecutive saturdays. Dumb bitch. So i lay into her, she said she for some reason freaks out - and didnt want me to stop calling. So I think fine - one last chance. What does she do today - blow me off. Fuck her - i dont need the stupidity. Game over. There needs to be effort both ways. I explained this, said i was getting frustrated flat out - you'd think she'd learn. She told me to call today before 5 - because for some reason she didnt' want to make plans last night. I dunno if I'm the backup plan or what - but I dont need to be. Fuck her. Moving on. I went to fredonia last night. It's amazing how much better I feel with one short trip back home. I think I can honestly say last night is the happiest i've been this year for sure, probably even since before xmas. I wish every night could be like last night. Went down at like 730 ish. Picked up tim, and went to meet up w/carly and her new bf. Good guy i think off first impressions. I got to go in chautauqua. It was ... amusing. Brought carly a 6 of newcastles cuz she wanted 'like beer'. Most chicks i know like newcastle because it's real sweet - not too bitter. She didn't do too bad. I walked around the hall - the tv nick and i left there freshman year was gone from the common room - i was kinda bummed about that. Although, the gold dome (heat sensor) above the door did bring back memories of firedrills, bullhorns, and freshman girls flashing us freshman year...i miss fredonia. So the 4 of us went to PWT. God how i love chickenfinger subs from PWT. Nothing on the face of the planet beats those subs. It actually was painful going down though - my stomach is sooo fucked. Carly and andrew were enjoyin too though - 'real food' as they put it. It was funny as hell - poor andrew got harassed by me and tim and carly about the lawnguyland accent. Altho - this one dumb chick behind us was a ditz- they called her name for the sub and she's like 'thats me!.' So andrew goes to get his sub and he's all like 'yay' - high pitched and loud. The chicks friends were laughing at her - it was great. Lets see - from there we go to EBC. SOOOO many good new beers to try - sooo little time, and such a shitty stomach. I picked 2 of three i wanted to try - german stein (kicked ass), and the chinook porter (amazing as well). I should have brought home a grolwer full, but that gives me a good excuse to go back soon. From there monica called. We ran back to campus to pick her up - then back down town to heenans. Since it was 2/16, the great guinness toast was to happen at 10. Since i wasn't home, i had to improvise. I emailed guinness for the toast to just do it myself. So we all go to heenans. It was cool cuz andrew was under, but as usual, good 'ol heenans didn't card anyone. So monica, myself, tim, and andrew toasted. This years toast:
'Hold your pint high. And look all about.
A legion of Guinness, the world's best stout.
To all of you gathered, a toast to your health.
A toast to your love life, a toast to your wealth.
May you be rich in friends, and family as well.
May you live your life full, with stories to tell.
May you find the tue wisdom of what matters most.
A great pint of Guinness, and a great Guinness toast.'
So after that, we all vamanosed over to BJ's (bar for you non fredonians). Gritty Midi Gang was playing when we walked in. A bunch of old fredonians jammin - it was cool. Hung out there w/carly and andrew, tim and monica. Monica met her friend christine there - girl had a bad attitude - ended up leaving early - i was happy. Talked to my friend steve for a little while in between, there were a lotta people he had to see. Carly wanted to leave - so we all went back to campus during the band in the middle. Hung out in monicas room - jules and her girlfriend stopped over. It was good to see her - she's funny. Hung out there - carly and andrew went back, we left back to BJ's for saxon shore. I love listening to saxon. It's so energetic - driving. With good friends around, all the better. We were chillin in the back of the bar for a while while they played. I saw matt young there, and we were shooting the shit. Turns out this cute girl he was there with (erin) lived across the hall from monica. I pushed my way up front to watch a few songs from saxon. Monica and erin pushed by to go to the bathroom after like 2 or 3 songs, and when they came out i walked back to the back of the bar w/them to chill more. Erin was... enticing. Any girl that grabs my hoodie strings and pulls me in for a kiss is good in my book - no bullshit, just get to the point. So we watched saxon play out - along with random distractions from erin ..and erin and monica dancing ... that was fun. Got some pics up on the new page - hit the 'randomness' link at the top. Hung out after the show to talk to steve for a few, until the bar started to kick people out. We went back to campus to drop off monica and tim. Hung out w/monica for a few - erin popped over for like 5 min. A kiss goodnight later - chilled w/monica for like another 20, and decided to try to go home. That ..wasn't exactly smart. I didnt' realize how tired i was - almost fell asleep a few times. Made it fredonia - buffalo in 27 min - i think it's a new record for me - and i honestly have no clue how fast i was going part of the way. Kinda foggy trying to stay awake. All in all - best night i've had in longer than i can remember. With that - i need to edit some photo's and post. peace
- January 16, 2007:
ELMO IS BLACK!!! That's right children. You're favorite childhood Sesame Street character, isn't a sweet, innocent lil white chick, or whatever it is you imagined. He's a big, bald, black man. Thank you CNBC for taking care of that for me. I'm gonna go cry now.
- December 28, 2006:
Here's a special treat for all those that have been waiting yet another tommy p rant. I hate retards. Not the drool on yourself, moaning and groaning legit mentally deficient people. I'm talking about those special people that, you can't help but wonder, if it weren't for seat belts, laws against lead filled paint, and plug protectors, if they'd have made it this far in life, or if darwinism would have irradicated their gene pool of these inbred fucks a long time ago. I ran into such retard tonight, at the life fluky employment center, also known as the gas station. This 'special person' was named leo. Yes, leo, he even had a special people name. Fucking asshat. So, i go to pump some gas at the sunoco at the corner of dick and george urban. First problem, street named dick, but i'll leave that one alone. Moving on. I always...and i mean always, pay at the pump. I roll upto a pump, quickly insert my card, remove it, open the gas cap, and start to pump - or at least try to. It says pump stopped. So i try to pick the grade of gas again - still nothing. I'm like ok, maybe this pump is fucked, so i hop in the car and roll back one. Try again - success. Except this time, i accidentally hit debit instead of credit. No worries i figure. I'll hit cancel and start over. Nope, not at this fucking station. Pump stopped again. I'm like what the fuck. I'm going to go in to pay. This is where i run into leo the retard. Leo is about a 45+ yr old sped, who rides his bike to work like most mentally deficient people do (i saw the bike in the back room, with a lock firmly wrapped around the handle bars like all retards who think people now days want a bike do). Leo is in the process of cashing out what looks to be a 20 yr old meth head buying a few 20 oz beers, to go with his drugs. He cashes out said flunky, (who said good bye like they were best friends - probably been selling to this kid since his mom was drinking while pregnant with him), and proceeds to tell me i was already charged 9.94. I'm like what teh fuck, i didnt pump any gas. He proceeds to tell me i was the last one on that pump, so i must have. I'm like try again buddy, if you notice, i rolled back to try the next pump because it said pump stopped. He proceeds to cut me off, mid sentence, and tell me that he has my plate, and i owe him 9.94. At this moment, it took every ounce of self control not to unleash on this poor excuse for a human being. But i explain to this retard, why the fuck would i back up, try again, and when failing a second time to get gas outta their fucked up pumps, would i come in the store if i intended to rip off 9.94 worth of gas? He proceeds to tell me yet again, he isnt refunding my money, and i have to take it up with the manager in the morning, and reminds me he has my plate. Fucking asshat. I give my info, and roll down the road 5 ft to noco- where their pumps work right, and presumably dont hire 45 yr old retards. So when the manager calls tomorrow, i'm gonna go ballistic if he argues me. a - 9.94 worht of gas- yes i'm arguing 9.94 worth of gas, on the principle that leo the retard was rude and accused me of trying to steal it. Fuck him. I probably make more in a month than he does in a year. Second, if you watch the tape, i challenge the manager to explain to me how i pumped 9.94 worth of gas in the 30 or less seconds i had my fucking hand on the nozzle. If he can - they should win a god damn medal for having the fastest pumps this side of the mississipi. 3rd - 9.94, at 2.47 per gallon equates to 4.02 gallons of gas. Get over it. I'm right, you're wrong -that much probably ends up on the ground in the course of a day from the pumps leaking after a fill. Finally - i have my receipt from noco - just shy of 16 gallons, at 30$ worth of gas, time stamped like 1 min later. I'd be interested to see the manager explain how i fit 40$ of shit gas in the tank of a monte carlo. God i hate retarded people. Moral of the story - don't buy gas from that sunoco late at night. Help me make them loose business, and avoid getting fucked by the flunkie that works there. With that - i'm out.